25 of my boys and myself will gladly loan you the money. All you have to do is try on some earrings and ankle bracelets, and we’ll take turns to see if they match.
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I can provide you with some pumps and a leopard print skirt and put you to work on the corner. I promise not to hit you with the pimp stick (unless you talk back) and give you 10% of everything you make.